Tall, Blonde, and Beautiful

Well - it all happens.  We all get rejected.  Sometimes, even before a first date.  Thought I'd share the email below and Xing out the identifying information.

EMAIL 1 FROM ME:
Hi! Ok - so I winked but we have too much in common so I thought I'd send a note. Where in XXX are you from? I'm from XXX. I also went to XXX for college and XXX school.  Is your vacation spot in XXX? My XXX is there...along with the other XX Jews :) Hope to hear from you :) XXX


EMAIL 2 FROM HIM:
Hello. Thank you so much for the sweet contact. We definitely have a lot in common. I am from XXX so we were neighbors :). I have a real strong attraction to tall, blonde and beautiful girls and because of this doubt that we would be a match as far as marriage, but I would still be interested in saying hello on a friendship level if you like?


My thought -- you had to throw in the word "beautiful"!  O M G


EMAIL 3: FROM ME:  NOTE - NONE OF THIS IS TRUE BUT I JUST HAD TO BE ....ME....

RE:

Thank you for the classy email. I completely understand where you are coming from. I typically only go out with Drs. because people with more junior degrees aren't intellectually stimulating for me, but I thought I would give you a chance since you are XXX and from XXXX. Thanks for reminding me that we wouldn't be a match ;) I remember your profile from Jdate about 3 years ago....Good luck finding a tall, blonde, beautiful woman - most that I know don't typically fall for Jewish looking guys.
Take Care.

Email 4: From him
I wish you all the best on findiding the perfect doctor. I am a little disappointed that I am going to be living the rest of my life all alone though. I was never really aware of that until you so poetically updated me. I just would not want to create false hope and perhaps my words were not so perfect, but I responded because I thought you sounded nice and interesting and might be a nice person to get to know better in a non sexual way. Sorry this was not good enough for you. Best of luck in XXX.